Photokina 2012

Today sees the official start of the 2012 Photokina Fair. Every two years Photokina is the center of the imaging world. Whether you are a video artist, a photographer, a multi-media wizard or just a technical freak, this fair brings all the latest and future trends.
I will visit the fair this weekend, and here are some things i'm looking forward to:

- Photographic printing on wood
- A new light meter (Hensel Strobe Master)
- Underwater cameras

See you all there in Cologne between 18.9.2012 and 23.9.2012

That Mitchell and Webb Look - 4.5

That Mitchell and Webb Look
Series 4, Episode 5

- Donny Cosy at the CERN
- Replidroid Objective - To destroy all human life
- Sketches we were not allowed to do:
* Tourettes Pope * Hitler in Therapy * Taliban Ballet Ban * Behind the Scenes: Chinese Racism * The Black & White Menstrual Show * Rod Hull and Mossad
- Arsestore
- I put my Heart & Soul in it
- Didldidi: Vegeta-Bitz in breadcrumbs
- Future generations have a good chance of living indefinitely
- KatKat: chocolate cookie for cats
- KidKat: the catsnack for kids
- Prince Philip asked us to get rid of his wife
- Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson

That Mitchell and Webb Look 4.4

That Mitchell and Webb Look
Series 4, Episode 4

- Cyrano de Bergerac says "oi Debbie"
- Cleaninol protects your children and is next to Godlinol
- Having People skills is just a minor disability
- Adrian is a guy from Southampton and is a fishmonger
- Fishmonger out of Watermonger
- False Jeopardy Productions
- Chapter 12: The Face-Off
- Sod Cancer
- Get Me Hennimore: selling fairies in August
- Whoopsie: World Homosexual Organisation of Peterborough, Stevenage, India and Eire
- The Quiz Broadcast: scratching only makes it worse
- They Got In!
- We have to kill James, who's got a new girlfriend on Facebook
- James Bachman 1972 - 2010: Tragically got put into a woodchipper for narrative reasons

That Mitchell and Webb Look 4.3

That Mitchell and Webb Look Season 4, Episode 3
- Philip Phillips in a hot air balloon with a celebrity chef on Channel 5
- What do you reckon?
- You are accusing Claire of harrassment in the work place?
- Reports Mode
- Hello, welcome to the sketches
- The Konfederate Kampaigners Klub
- Have you tried killing all the poor
- British Emergency Broadcast Corporation: This time with an infected contestant
- A birthday pint in Iraq
- The Inibriaty...or The Da-Vince Booze people called the Knights Tippler

Little Britain 1.6

Little Britain Season 1, Episode 6 : "World's Smallest Ant"

- Britain was discovered by Henry Britain, sold a year later to Germany for a pfennig and the promise of a kiss
- That policeman is a twat
- Diminutive actor Dennis doesn't do that anymore
- Vicky Pollard is pregnant
- Olympic Silver Medalist Denver Mills speaks at the Annual Police Federation Dinner
- Cigarette smoking has become mandatory
- Andy & Lou buy Declan a card
- The TV man repairs a Scottish TV
- A psychiatrist has a special guest
- Andy wants to go to Helsinki
- Mr. Cleeves is collecting 5 pounds for a trip to the moon
- My name is Ralph Patterson and I'm the best actor in the world
- Anne has an egg and tuna sandwich
- Dame Sally Markham writes the bible
- Marketing strategies
- Lou and Andy go to Maria's funeral
- The local charity shop sells clothes that people died in
- Anne does strange things to guinea pigs
- Eddie Howard is a lady

Little Britain 1.5

Little Britain

Season 1, Episode 5 : " House of Cards "
- Vicky Pollard bites Jackie in the cantine
- People who want to buy pets go to a Pet Shop. People who want to buy a Pet Shop go to a Pet Shop Shop. If they want to buy a Pet Shop Shop they are just being silly.
- Andy wants a snake. All serpents have an aura of evil
- The snake called stumper
- Boyd Hilton, Smash Hits
- Greg Davis, Puzzler
- There is no rift in the government
- Fatfighters
- Edward Grant married one of his students
- Careers in the future
- Herby City Centre Library: Chinese History
- Kitty says the food is a bit dry
- The Royal Garden Party
- Buy a car booth at the Car Booth Sale
- Ceefax: the Musical
- Llandewi Breffi. David's profession is gay
- Have it on before you have it off
- Denver Mills Fatima replaces Whitbread
- Lou and Andy visit Maria in hospital
- Ivor used to go to the shop
- Des Kaye and the Bubble-Twins
- House of Cards: World Record Attempt

That Mitchell and Webb Look 4.2

That Mitchell and Webb Look
Season 4, Episode 2
- Neil Armstrong, the first singer-songwriter on the Moon.
- Remain Indoors: The quiz broadcast
- DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE EVENT
- Star Trek ... the musical by Gilbert & Sullivan
- Didldidi bargains: Bolognade, it all goes down the same hole
- Daniel Darn Tooting in the Boondock feuds
- That Mitchell Cookie
- Dirty Harry... the musical by Gilbert & Sullivan
- Donny Cosy in Tokio, Japan
- A Prayer & A Pint
- Where is my jetpack?
- Let's have a drink to celebrate the merger
- Hail the Queen of Bongobongoland
- Which famous person sailed on the Beagle in 1831?

That Mitchell and Webb look 4.1

The Mitchell and Webb look

Season 4, Episode 1

- Late night dog poker
- www.dosh4gold.com
- The Gift Shop Sketch
- Remain Indoors: What is in the box?
- Merry Xmas Hennimore
- The unsexualised birthy of our lord Jesus Christ is a miracle
- www.cash4plutonium.com
- The massacre of Tianamen - sponsored by Lion Bars

That Mitchell and Webb Look 3.6

That Mitchell and Webb Look

Series 3, Episode 6

- The iBag, 10,000 songs in your head. Complete isolation. "What? Sorry, I'm in a bag"
- Hail Caesar!
- The effect of PWT4 on a amyloide protein from the affected brain tissue: a cure for Alzheimer
- Didldidi: bargains - Bacon Octopus Shapes with Glitter, butter-coloured sandwich dressing, Value Water...you can taste the savings
- Sign Language
- The last day before Christmas...the Hennimore way
- I don't know what you want anymore
- BBC Emergency Broadcasting: Stay Indoors
- You don't go around shooting people who mispronounce things, do you?

That Mitchell and Webb Look 3.5

That Mitchell and Webb Look

Season 3, Episode5

- Barbieri invents the wooden mouse
- A b&b with a large collection of whiskey bottles
- God has a great idea for Abraham: Human Sacrifices
- Hennimore has a great Russian Party
- Staying at the B&B, on the house!
- Sunday afternoon chill out DVD
- A Beefeater being hosed down with cream
- The creative process of Numberwang
- From the people who brought you Glucozade Port and Peekers Kresps comes Mar-mite
- We have so much to tell each other and so little time

That Michell and Webb Look 3.4

That Mitchell and Webb Look

Season 3, Episode 4

- the Nutritionists Partnership
- A new Earldom for that bit near Scotland, enter Lucentio
- New functionalities on my mobile phone: Subtext & Predictor-text
-  Detective Sergeant Alan Christmas - Bussmann & Christmas
- the HMS Lucentio
- How to turn your home into an International Airport
- Get Me Hennimore! Confusing "N"s and "M"s

Meed a Mane Nmenomic? You meed a manebadge!

So nake sure to nake that phome call to Nummery Numicipal Manebadges
we're a manebadge phemonemom!

- John Gibson & Andrew Turner - writers who try to show the positive side
- Getting a Shish Kebal rather than a Döner - less chance of getting ill
- Two is a crowd when meditating
- Lend me a pen
- Vectron be with you...but who is Vectron?

That Michell and Webb Look 3.3

- the Nutritionists Partnership

That Mitchell and Webb Look 3.2

That Mitchell and Webb Look

Season 3, Episode 2

- You need food with balls!
- Linford Christie's Sprinting nightmare
- The best 3 months of your life - Go snowboarding among the penguins of the Antartic
- The Event is in the Past & You should remain INDOORS
- We are not Swingers
- We sort our rubbish into seperate bins
- You've been eating crisps all morning
- Cresps: the healthiest food in the world
- There is no God
- Superwee
- I want to make love to your wife

That Mitchell and Webb Look 3.1

That Mitchell and Webb Look

Season 3, Episode 1

- Jane is not the most beautiful woman in the world
- The Conga, a quiant country dance, but a gentleman does not conga
- Glucozade PORT, the World's first alcoholic isotonic drink
- Mr & Mr Mountjoy need funds for the North Pole expedition
- The Queen on TM&WL
- Fait vos jeux. monsieur Suave
- Estimez le Poids du Gâteau de Fruits
- Frappez le Rat
- Get me Hennimore and solve me the Schism of Rome
- Sir Digby Caesar Salad saves Ginger from meeting his long-lost daughter
- A true Englishman will never eat an adventscalendar in August

That Mitchell and Webb Look - 2.6

That Mitchell and Webb Look Season 2, Episode 6

- Women: you are leaking, aging, hairy, overweight, everything hurts... and your children's are wearing dirty clothes. For god's sake, sort yourself out
- Men shave and get drunk, because they're already brilliant
- The Giant Death Ray
- Round 3: Sudden Death
- Hit, Miss, Hit, Hit, Miss, Misss, Hit, Hit, Hit
- Just relax, it's only a date. What would Cary Grant do? or Gary Rhodes!
- Posh Jaws
- We think the little guy is running the show
- Posh Jaws II
- Get Me Hennimore...making a good impression on the Koreans
- Me and Ted at the Crucible in 1975
- Rude Ghandi
- The Poiroty sketch, right up my street

Neil Young dies, aged 82

Sad news today on NBC News. 'Astronaut' Neil Young has died.

Now I never knew Neil Young was an astronaut, but his songs have been a beacon for many generations. Who doesn't know "Rocking in the Free World", "Tonight's the Night" or the wonderful "Heart of Gold".

My Top 10 would be:

1. Ohio
2. Heart of Gold
3. After the Gold Rush
4. Tell Me Why
5. Comes a Time
6. Cinnamon Girl
7. Old Man
8. Down By The River
9. Helplessly Hoping
10. Tonight's the Night

Keep on Rockin', Neil, wherever NBC News tells us you are...

That Mitchell and Web Look 2.5

That Mitchell and Web Look

Season 2, Episode 5

- Hercule Voirrot does it again!
- Jan Hankl's Patented Flank Pat with Jan Hankl
- I'll fire the fat one
- Coverage of idiots behaving like idiots for an audience of idiots
- The British Emergency Broadcasting Corporation
- REMAIN INDOORS!
- Parking is not exactly brainsurgery
- The Mitchell and Webb Action Figures Prototypes
- Get Me Hennimore!
- What do linden trees smell like?
- Firing a dog from a canon
- Undercover Secret Spies
- Santa Claus is neglecting his wife
- Russ Claus is coming to town

That Mitchell and Webb Look 2.4

That Mitchell and Webb Look
 Season 2, Episode 4
 - The Identity killer strikes again
- The helivets can't save the fish
- The Enchanted Scarecrow joins the party
- On Wednesday it's the bath scene
- Happy Birthday dear Horse...nice carrot cake
- Do you like Raiders of the Lost Ark?
- You don't understand Football
- 5 pounds for the Holy Grail
- The man-with-the-wig sketch
- The history of Numberwang

Armstrong and Miller 2.6

The Armstrong & Miller Show

Season 2, Episode 6

- a therapist says "kill them"
- Martin Sheen has been arrested over 70 times...naughty boy!
- I'd like to use a sunbed....oops I should have chosen a better password
- The origin of Job Interviews
- Dr. Tia has no desire to change to traditions of a continent
- The blonde one was eying my packet
- Enlightenment with Dennis Lincoln-Park.. with Semper Augustus in Leiden
- Safety First: dump your old fridge by going the extra mile
- Is that too weird for a stage night?
- Can I interest you in a credit card and a free trip to Düsseldorf
- French teacher wants to kill them...in French
- You're designated lunch hour starts in 2 minutes
-  Heterotic supersymmetry combines elements of stringtheory with a new vision on quantum chormodynamics
- Jim talon joins newly-weds in the jacuzzi
- Ho'okahi kahi ke aloha - means "be one in love"
- Take off that stress vest
- Fyffe likes Turkish food and Brabbins proves what swingers they actually are
- 5.30, gentlemen...go home

Armstrong and Miller 2.5

The Armstrong and Miller Show

Season 2, Episode 5

- Mark Adams meets some old chums
- Go slow, go easy...when you are drunk
- Courage gentlemen, the Luftwaffe are coming...and powdered eggs are so gay
- Rail Replacement Services
- Micky Mouse is named after  Mickey Rooney ... so who is Wayne Rooney?
- Return to Church week - Renew your relationship with God today!
- Come in for a Faith-Wash!
- My wife ran off with the dj at the wedding reception
- Silence is Golden - This isn't a cult, is it?
- The vibe is just right
- Dr. Tia saves lives in Botswana and performed an operation in the mouth of a lion
- Jesus has the X-factor...are you going through to the next round?
- Paul Poneytail makes it big in China
- Joussef Khan becomes a martyr for all our people who have suffered pain and injustice at the hands of Western Devils.
- Do you want a lettuce-upgrade with that computer?
- Stop using deadlines to motivate your team
- Praying! It's like texting the Lord and it's absolutely free (networks may vary)
- The girls here will blow your mind
-Michael Faraday saves the world, something about Zulu's
- The future looks wonderful indeed
- Kill them!
- Dennis Lincoln-Park under the streets of London
- Tell me more about Lily Allen

How to spell Fish as Ghoti?

Some languages like Turkish or Hungarian are "phonetic". This simply means that you can look at a word and know how to say it. English is not phonetic.

You cannot always look at an English word and know how to say it. You cannot always hear an English word and know how to spell it.

George Bernard Shaw was a famous Irish writer. He wanted to reform English spelling so that it was more logical. He asked the following question as an example:
How do we pronounce the word "ghoti"?
His answer was "fish".
How can "ghoti" and "fish" sound the same? He explained it like this:

• the gh = f as in rouGH
• the o = i as in wOmen
• the ti = sh as in naTIon

Little Britain 1.4

Little Britain - "Most Cigarettes in the Mouth" Season 1, Episode 4 - Llandewi Breffi, home of Daffyd Thomas, who wants a light trim from Ifan - Emily Howard has an appointment at St. Buddha's Hospital in Foulmouth - Pub is an acronym for Philip's Uncle's Boat - Lou and Andy are off to the pub and need to go to the toilet - Book libraries are fun, especially if Anne works there - British Justice is the best in the world - Vicky Pollard is charged with shoplifting - I want to be a Bernard-Shaw-Kissogram - Kelsey Grammar School: Edward the Second divided by Henry the Fifth equals...Hydrogen Peroxide. - Do your Otis the Aardvark! - When is the Oliver Sachs biography due in? - Marjorie Dawes is visiting her mother in hospital - Des Kaye works in the supermarket in Little Tokyo - Prince Charles has Magical Powers. - Andy wants chocolates - Dial 9999 and give him a Polo - Do you know if there are any nuts in the chocolate cake? - If I tell you the truth I will tell you a lie but if you call me false I'll also tell you a lie -Dame Sally dictates "Lady Chatterley's Lover" - Dennis sings happy birthday - Liz goes to a Chinese restaurant and shares her memories of Mollie Sugden - World Record Attempt: Most Cigarettes in the Mouth

That Mitchell and Webb Look 2.4

That Mitchell and Webb Look

Season 2, Episode 4

- Tamburlaine can't hear you. He is dying from embarrassement
- I cut a hole in Colin's biohazard suit. Hilarious!
- I like an avocado-coloured bathroom (unlike most Brits)
- Rebecca goes back to Manderley - Rewind!
- Car booth sale sells The Wardrobe of Narnia
- I changed the soup in Colin's vial and replaced it with the ebola virus
- Donkey rides with Sir Digby Chicken Caeser
- Ignorance shouldn't stop you from telling us what you reckon
- Lindsay Davenport as an accountant
- David Mythchild...the Child of Myth
- Will aliens have to pay the congestion tax?

That Mitchell and Webb Look 2.3

That Mitchell and Webb Look

Season 2, Episode 3

- Columbus finds the Western route to West-India...oh no, East-India
- This is your big day!
- The Patricia Wilberforce programme on BBC television
- You are not alone, my dear horsey
- Queen Elisabeth has never done it, so let's call these lands "Virginia"
- You cannot take out Cold Mountain, it's got too many words
- A Documentary about Stalingrad
- Everything is Fine - Fineness resumed after a major incident
- List of difficult word: Censorious, Parsimonious, sangfroid and didactic
- How New South Wales was discovered
- Great things to do when you do telework
- Flamingo World: Of course they are real flamingos
- Greenland???? Whatever!

That Mitchell and Webb Look 2.2

That Mitchell and Webb Look

Season 2, Episode 2

- A lot of mining to do before you can become a researcher on Any Dream will Do
- The Helivetssave a gerbil...or not
- Cricket in Yorkshire
- Sir Digby Chicken Caeser visits the house of his mother, Lady House
- Alan has 19 ...you-know-what ... later tonight
- A new song for the RSPCA, "Someone let the dogs out"
- Soupa Douper makes soup you can eat out of your hand
- Back to Life, Back to Reality
- Je m'appelle Horse
- Cheesoid so lonely
- You can't turn cheese back into milk

Armstrong and Miller 3.7

The Armstrong and Miller Show Season 3, Episode 7 - Please make an emergency stop

- Mister Gosling has an obstruction in his breaches

- He sounds bend, isn't it?

- Doctor Tia saves lives in Botswana. Do you?

- The only surviving panel of the St. Germain tapestry in the castle of Vincennes

- How about a threesome? Or are there any parking spaces

- Genealogy of a brothelkeeper

- Blue Peter in the Coach & Horses

- King Arthur and his Round Table

- Travelling by train - the horror what you find in the can

- Did you fail in the real life? Then why not become a teacher? www.last_resort.gov.uk

- Everybody thinking of daddy's furry alopecia

- Watson & Holmes & Emid Torrance

- A surprise Easter Party for Roger

- The Origins of Art Criticism

- Clyde is a nazi-sympathizer

- Why did you and mum get a divorce?

- Back seat Child: Safety in numbers

Armstrong and Miller 3.5

The Armstrong & Miller Show Series 3, Episode 5 - Two Fat Ladies 88

- The Gay Basketball Team from Brazil seeking Asylum

- The Origins of Charity

- Team captain on A Hole in the Wall

- Wild Cooking with Flint & Rory: using his iPhone to book a place at Rick Stein's

- Horschstadt and Pharius doing some late night shopping

- Neither of us is gay

- This actually happened to a friend of mine in a restaurant

- Terry Devlin is in Central London for a party at Clarence House

- Tom Cruise can move small objects with his mind

- Leonardo Da Vinci designed the Boltraffio garden in Bologna

- Captain Luchard in action

- Death in the World of Wholesale Bedding

- It's the Wicked Witch of the West London - Everybody loves their own farts - Hitler, one ball. Göring, two, but small. Himmler, similar, Goebbels none at all

That Mitchell and Webb Look 2.1

That Mitchell and Webb Look

Season 2, Episode 1

- There is a Problem with you Hands
- The Parish Council has some Problems with the Theatre Show
- Terrible what they do to Animals
- Keep your Hands in your Pockets
- I'm Bored...let's play Numberwang
- Tina has a second head that hates her
- Colin the Hostage Negotiator
- I can't revolve the Chimney
- Double Entendre doesn't work
- Speedo is the best Lawyer in Palm Springs
- Now it's Your Turn to be Gay
- Trapdoor 3 now Opening

That Mitchell and Webb Look 1.6

That Mitchell and Webb Look

Season 1, Episode 6

- The HeliVets
- The Roundheads and the Caveliers...again
- The Rebel Militia Men vs The Government Forces of the Republic of Congo
- The Everard Horne Ward
- Sometimes Fire go Out
- The Man who had a Cough but it was just a Cough and he'll be Fine
- Viscount von Sausageroll
- Don't be afraid of Bronze - Bronze is your Friend
- Kevin Armstrong is not an ordinary Boy
- Every Programme has its Garden
- The Wangernumb Code
- Mitchell and Webb's Real Garden
- Extra Negative Feedback

That Mitchell and Webb Look 1.5

That Mitchell and Webb Look

Season 1, episode 5

- Cavemen Police
- Admiral Dönitz becomes the new Führer
- Wordwang
- Mark Deacon tries to reach the final of the snooker tournament...again
- Cavemen reconstruction
- Private conversations
- The Lady in Red (Snooker edition)
- I've actually touched the soap!
- Superman shouts Bingo!
- David at the Chiropractic
- Search the altar, Ginger!
- My safety play is crap
- I have never seen such a clearance

Little Britain 1.3

Little Britain

Season 1, Episode 3: "Hard-Boiled Egg Eating"

- Britain is Top Banana
- Prime Minister under Fire: Dead as a Dodo
- Have You Got Any ID?
- Lou is Taking his Friend Andy to the Seaside
- Kelsey Grammar School: Thorpe is put down
- Stage Hypnotist Kenny Craig is Visiting his Mother
- Minstrels are not Welcome in this Town
- You can have as much Dust as you want
- Kelsey Grammar School: Uppingham from the 17th Century
- Classical Music: What time does Sainsbury's close?
- Llandewi Breffi: Gay Nation of Islam
- Lou and Andy rent out Pride & Prejudice
- Emily Howard is showing a Gentleman round
- Sir Bernard Chumly meets a young actor
- Ye Old Hotele
- Charlie is a dog
- Dame Sally Markham
- Hug a leper week
- World Record Attempt : Hard-Boiled Egg

The Armstrong and Miller Show 3.4

The Armstrong and Miller Show

Season 3 - Episode 4

- I've Got Absolutely No Idea Who She Is
- You Just Stepped in Dog Shit
- Dennis Lincoln-Part at the Plantin-Moretus Museum in Antwerp
- Wild Cooking with Flint and Rory - Granny's cottage
- Fyffe & Brabbins: What They Don't Know, Won't Hurt Them
- It isn't Funny, but a Friend of Mine's Clothes were Stolen at the Pool
- Transferring a CD into iTunes
- Black Tom Teach is in Big Trouble
- Bamboo Step Ladders are Retarded
- Simpkins of The France
- Running an organic food company with the bloke who killed my mum
- Smile with your Hips, Horschstadt
- The Spy Who Forgot to Put out the Bin
- Half Price This Week on Parrots
- Maxwell Bugana at Buckingham Palace with Terry Devlin
- Ben is gay and Dad forgot the Bin
- Pub Quiz with Black Tom Teach
- Recycling: Think Inside the Box
- The Origins of: Meeting the Parents

The Armstrong and Miller Show - 2.4

The Armstrong and Miller Show

 Season 2, Episode 4 

 - Paul likes Tilly, but she is way out of his league. Maybe he should switch sides 
 - Boxing coach sees fairies 
 - Lions can't swim 
 - Enlightnment in the Abbey of Vesney 
 - The origins of the Dinner Party 
 - I see fairies too 
 - We can't do escaping because he is scared of worms 
 - What Did You Do to Her? Jesus won't help you now! 
 - Veal will do whatever it takes to get rid of aunt Eunice 
 - Sometimes Mice Speak to Me 
 - Fred Zeppelin meets Fred Dwarf 
 - Right On Time 
 - Hot Temptation 
 - Jim is on his honeymoon in Hawaii - without his wife 
 - I got Something to Put in You 
 - Fatness & Fitness don't Mix 
 - Nicky The Nickster, Oh Nicky you're so Fine 
 - They Are Building a Tunnel? Who's Gay Now? 
 - Mistakes Get Made when You Work Late 
 - Aaron

The Mitchell and Webb Look 1.4

The Mitchell and Webb Look

Season 1 - Episode 4

- Hole in the Ring Quiz
- Swimming with Sharks
- Cocktails you can actually taste
- Martin kidnapped by the tribe
- John the zoologist in Hole in the Ring Quiz
- Shopping for Jürgenbrau
- Small Talk
- Retail Diversification - Primula, Wisteria, Leylandii
- Happy birthday David from Robert
- Nümberwang & Nümberhosen & Wangernumb
- People take orders from their toothbrush
- Peter comes out of the closet
- Pictures from Rhodes

That Mitchell and Webb Look 1.3

That Mitchell and Webb Look

Season 1 - Episode 3

- Pedantic guy finally shuts up
- Sarah falls in  love with a shark...or a squid...or a policeman
- Now we know!
- And that's a bad miss...Jimmy Logan style
- A tough day at the ice-cream factory
- Leonardo da Vinci draws something not like this
- The Lucy situation
- You definitely won a smashing prize
- Jump of a cliff for 2 pounds a go
- Big Talk: Is There a God
- 'Hamers', a new churgical approach
- Numberwang: starting with round number one...Unwang & Deathwang
- Touching Cloth
- Xmas Newsletter

That Mitchell and Webb Look 1.2

That Mitchell and Webb Look

Season 1, Episode 2

- What do I have to do to get a cup of Coffee around here???
- Fish & Chip become Chip & Pin or Chip & Cushion
- Buying a swimming pool
- A priest with a mission
- Ted & Peter don't condone Terry McCartey's behavior
- Numberwang's 9341st episode
- Alan meets a fairy with a special flute
- Let's invite Freddie, Daphne, Velma...and Shaggy
- I'm going to take this chair!
- Sir Digby Chicken Caeser visits his great-aunt Marigold
- The Big Chicken Finale

That Mitchell and Webb Look 1.1

That Mitchell and Webb Look
- Season 1, episode 1 -
- Coverage of People buying a House and then Living in It
- Mister Harrison must be removed, he has become a nuisance
- Numberwang with Julie and Simon
- Dead & British Actors: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
- Can You Levitate?
- Coverage of People Who Are ill in Hospital Receiving Treatment
- Chris Lester is easy on the eye
- Coverage of People running a Safari Park
- Telekinectic Powers
- Captain Pugwash
- Aquagate
- You can never have too much heroine
- Rapid shores
- Chris Lester is looking terrific with his headband

Little Britain - 1.2

Little Britain
- Season 1, Episode 2 "Tallest Man"
- Daffyd goes to the newspaper shop
- Lou is taking his friend Andy out for dinner
- Vicky Pollard goes swimming
- Kelsey Grammar school goes Exams
- Dr Lawrence shows the inspector round (starring Anne)
- The public wants to see the Prime Minister wrestle a man
- Anne likes to rearrange flowers
- Lou makes changes to Andy's bathroom
- Dame Sally Markham writes "The Lady in White"
- Jane & Rod meet David Soul
- Fatfighters' Slimmer of the Year: Cliff Roberts
- Anne goes to the cantine
- Jason has a Sunday lunch with Gary's granny
- Liz & Clive don't mention Liz was Mollie Sugden's bridesmaid
- Jane & Rod meet David Essex
- Officer Lindsay gives driving lessons
- Tallest Man world record attempt

The Armstrong and Miller Show - 3.3

The Armstrong and Miller Show, Season 3, Episode 3

- looking for a job
- we are constantly finishing each others sentences
- engaged couple visit Pru and Miranda's shop
- A rugbyteam joins MI6
- Text 'VICAR'
- Vegetarian visists mum and dad
- Unconscious man wants a threesome
- Horshstadt has been impaled at the tattoo studio
- Wild Cooking with Flint and Rory
- At the library checking out Emma
- Making the trade with a rugby team
- A great couple with lots of differences
- Salespersons at the furniture store
- A fine at the library
- tourist looking for the Sacré-Coeur
- Today we don't fight for Jerusalem
- a cheated husband forgot to put out his dustbin
- Terry Devlin talks about Diana
- With the rugby team to the cinema
- The origins of alchohol
- With the rugby team in the toilet

That Mitchell and Webb Look - 1.0

That Mitchell and Webb Look - Plot

Season 1, Episode 0

- Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit
- NumberWang
- Ted and Peter give snooker commentary
- How not what to Look Like : Anita
- Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit round up some drugdealers
- A posh waiter
- Ted forgot the kids on Xmas day
- Some German officers have problems with their uniforms
- John Gibson and Andrew Turner
- Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit stop terrorists from blowing up a building
- Dreamy Pasturs Insurance: Because no one's irreplaceable
- The Surprising Adventures of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
- Food Advertisments: The Banana

Little Britain 1.1

Little Britain - Season 1 - Episode 1 

Bath of Beans

- Vicky Pollard has to write an essay on Lord Kitchener

- Sebastian meets Gregory Merchant from Treasury

- Emily Howard is treated to a drink

- Andy wants to go to the opera

- Kelsey Grammar school reads "Great Expectations" ...in the style of The Elephant Man

- Jason meets Gary's mum for the first time

- A recital at the Uncle Albert Hall

- Hypnotist Kenny Craig is on a date

- Jeremy Rent has a job for Dennis Waterman: Macbeth

- Marjory Dawes guesses your weight and talk about cravings

- A couple visits Scotland

- Andy goes swimming

- Daffyd Thomas meets another gay in the village

- Vicky Pollard finishes her essay on Lord Kitchener

- There are too many minstrel singers

- Bath of Beans - World Record Attempt

Armstrong and Miller - 3.2

Content for The Armstrong & Miller

Season 3 - Episode 2

- Two sophisticated men in a tattoo parlour
- Fancy a threesome at the playground?
- German tourists talk about crazy paving
- Dennis Lincoln-Park destroys a shed of the inventor of the essay
- a couple has problems with remembering
- Two WWII officers go shopping
- A threesome in the studio?
- Steve wants to go to the loo
- Wild Cooking with Flint & Rory
- Pharius & Horschstadt meet some Jesus' friends
- Two couples living together
- Father's dying last wish
- Steve wants to take a shower
- It happened to a friend of mine: jackpot loser
- English guy from Reading in Paris
- Miranda and Pru work in an adult store
- Traditional wedding rites
- P.E. teacher meets his students during an operation
- Brabbins & Fyffe: Burleske
- Steve wants to go to bed

The Films of Michael Haneke

The Austrian film Director Michael Haneke has won his second Palme D'Or at the Cannes Film Festival. A short overview of some of his most remarkable and controversial movies:

- Der Siebten Kontinent
- Benny's Video
- 71 Fragmente einer Chronologie des Zufalls
- Das Schloss
- Funny Games & Funny Games U.S.
-  Code Inconnu: Récit incomplet de divers voyages
- La Pianiste
- Le temps du Loup
- Caché
- Das Weisse Band
- Amour

Randy Newman in Concert

On Sunday February 26th Randy Newman will play a solo concert in the cultural centre of Hasselt. I am one of the lucky people to have two tickets, but unfortunately my date can't make it. So if anybody is interested in joining me, send me a private message. Randy Newman is know to the public as either the greatest satirical songwriter of his era (Short People, I love L.A., Political Science, God's Song,...) or as the composer of film music who has been nominated 20 (!) times at the Academy Awards (Toy Story, Ragtime, Monsters Inc., Cars,...)

The Reader (2008): a review

I just finished watching The Reader, a movie from 2008 starring a brilliant Kate Winslet (has she ever been less than brilliant I wonder), Ralph Fiennes and David Kross. Looking for reviews on the internet, I was amazed reading that so many people consider Hanna as a monster. I thought the whole point of the movie was to show that nobody is a monster. There are no good or evil people, just mixtures of both. Our world is not black or white, and it is definitely not grey. No, we live in a multicolored universe.
Haven't we all had secrets in our lives? Both protagonists have secrets and because they want to hide them, they do wrong things. The question we should ask is not why they did these things, but whether they can live with the shame, the guilt and the consequences.  

I think it was well put in the movie that the law (our justice) is a very narrow and shallow thing. We do not judge people on the basis of morality, but on the basis of legality. And to make it more difficult: the legalitily of a certain period. What was considered right 50 years ago is considered wrong or racist or despicable in the 21st century.

The movie is dark, disturbing and doesn't provide answers. But it will make you think about your own decisions. I never read the book by Bernard Schlink but I'm sure I will soon.