Little Britain 1.6

Little Britain Season 1, Episode 6 : "World's Smallest Ant"

- Britain was discovered by Henry Britain, sold a year later to Germany for a pfennig and the promise of a kiss
- That policeman is a twat
- Diminutive actor Dennis doesn't do that anymore
- Vicky Pollard is pregnant
- Olympic Silver Medalist Denver Mills speaks at the Annual Police Federation Dinner
- Cigarette smoking has become mandatory
- Andy & Lou buy Declan a card
- The TV man repairs a Scottish TV
- A psychiatrist has a special guest
- Andy wants to go to Helsinki
- Mr. Cleeves is collecting 5 pounds for a trip to the moon
- My name is Ralph Patterson and I'm the best actor in the world
- Anne has an egg and tuna sandwich
- Dame Sally Markham writes the bible
- Marketing strategies
- Lou and Andy go to Maria's funeral
- The local charity shop sells clothes that people died in
- Anne does strange things to guinea pigs
- Eddie Howard is a lady

Little Britain 1.5

Little Britain

Season 1, Episode 5 : " House of Cards "
- Vicky Pollard bites Jackie in the cantine
- People who want to buy pets go to a Pet Shop. People who want to buy a Pet Shop go to a Pet Shop Shop. If they want to buy a Pet Shop Shop they are just being silly.
- Andy wants a snake. All serpents have an aura of evil
- The snake called stumper
- Boyd Hilton, Smash Hits
- Greg Davis, Puzzler
- There is no rift in the government
- Fatfighters
- Edward Grant married one of his students
- Careers in the future
- Herby City Centre Library: Chinese History
- Kitty says the food is a bit dry
- The Royal Garden Party
- Buy a car booth at the Car Booth Sale
- Ceefax: the Musical
- Llandewi Breffi. David's profession is gay
- Have it on before you have it off
- Denver Mills Fatima replaces Whitbread
- Lou and Andy visit Maria in hospital
- Ivor used to go to the shop
- Des Kaye and the Bubble-Twins
- House of Cards: World Record Attempt

Little Britain 1.4

Little Britain - "Most Cigarettes in the Mouth" Season 1, Episode 4 - Llandewi Breffi, home of Daffyd Thomas, who wants a light trim from Ifan - Emily Howard has an appointment at St. Buddha's Hospital in Foulmouth - Pub is an acronym for Philip's Uncle's Boat - Lou and Andy are off to the pub and need to go to the toilet - Book libraries are fun, especially if Anne works there - British Justice is the best in the world - Vicky Pollard is charged with shoplifting - I want to be a Bernard-Shaw-Kissogram - Kelsey Grammar School: Edward the Second divided by Henry the Fifth equals...Hydrogen Peroxide. - Do your Otis the Aardvark! - When is the Oliver Sachs biography due in? - Marjorie Dawes is visiting her mother in hospital - Des Kaye works in the supermarket in Little Tokyo - Prince Charles has Magical Powers. - Andy wants chocolates - Dial 9999 and give him a Polo - Do you know if there are any nuts in the chocolate cake? - If I tell you the truth I will tell you a lie but if you call me false I'll also tell you a lie -Dame Sally dictates "Lady Chatterley's Lover" - Dennis sings happy birthday - Liz goes to a Chinese restaurant and shares her memories of Mollie Sugden - World Record Attempt: Most Cigarettes in the Mouth

Little Britain 1.3

Little Britain

Season 1, Episode 3: "Hard-Boiled Egg Eating"

- Britain is Top Banana
- Prime Minister under Fire: Dead as a Dodo
- Have You Got Any ID?
- Lou is Taking his Friend Andy to the Seaside
- Kelsey Grammar School: Thorpe is put down
- Stage Hypnotist Kenny Craig is Visiting his Mother
- Minstrels are not Welcome in this Town
- You can have as much Dust as you want
- Kelsey Grammar School: Uppingham from the 17th Century
- Classical Music: What time does Sainsbury's close?
- Llandewi Breffi: Gay Nation of Islam
- Lou and Andy rent out Pride & Prejudice
- Emily Howard is showing a Gentleman round
- Sir Bernard Chumly meets a young actor
- Ye Old Hotele
- Charlie is a dog
- Dame Sally Markham
- Hug a leper week
- World Record Attempt : Hard-Boiled Egg

Little Britain - 1.2

Little Britain
- Season 1, Episode 2 "Tallest Man"
- Daffyd goes to the newspaper shop
- Lou is taking his friend Andy out for dinner
- Vicky Pollard goes swimming
- Kelsey Grammar school goes Exams
- Dr Lawrence shows the inspector round (starring Anne)
- The public wants to see the Prime Minister wrestle a man
- Anne likes to rearrange flowers
- Lou makes changes to Andy's bathroom
- Dame Sally Markham writes "The Lady in White"
- Jane & Rod meet David Soul
- Fatfighters' Slimmer of the Year: Cliff Roberts
- Anne goes to the cantine
- Jason has a Sunday lunch with Gary's granny
- Liz & Clive don't mention Liz was Mollie Sugden's bridesmaid
- Jane & Rod meet David Essex
- Officer Lindsay gives driving lessons
- Tallest Man world record attempt